Simon Says (1999) is an action comedy directed by Kevin Allen Elders, featuring an unusual mix of spy antics and offbeat humor. The film stars Dennis Rodman as Simon, an Interpol agent, alongside Dane Cook, who plays Nick, the comedic sidekick.
The movie kicks off with Simon tracking an arms dealer, but quickly becomes a cascade of comedic misadventures, characterized by over-the-top performances, notably from Cook, whose role was originally intended for Robert Downey Jr.
Rodman, known for his time on the basketball courts, transitions here to the big screen as a super spy. His performance, much like his basketball career with a flamboyant persona, matches the film's outlandish tone. Despite the title misleading some to believe it's a sequel to Double Team, Simon Says is standalone, though reminiscent in style.
The critical consensus hasn’t been kind, with the film opening to poor reviews and achieving a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics noted the film's lack of coherent humor and action, describing it as both silly and chaotic. Nonetheless, the film offers a certain charm through its campy execution and absurd plotlines.
Dane Cook, back then a budding comedian, showcases his raw comedic talents, yet the film’s dialogue often falls flat, relying on lowbrow humor that doesn’t resonate well.
Aside from Rodman and Cook, the movie includes notable performances by John Pinette as Micro and Emma Wiklund as Dancer, who brings her unique flair to a predominantly male-centric film.
Ultimately, Simon Says is remembered more for its eccentric casting and bizarre premise than its narrative or technical prowess. It's a curiosity piece for fans of Rodman or those interested in the quirky B-movie scene of the late '90s.